February 2012
I need lessons on how to sext.
“You need to talk to me like a white person, Kylie. You know that.”
– Andy
WANNA KNOW SOMETHING GROSS?
I have a strong period and made both my roommates get on my schedule and made Becca get her first period in years. I HAVE SO MANY HORMONES.
I think people who have only been around me while I’m drunk really don’t like me.
Whatever.
I wish I was drunk.
I should start being more positive and not take things so personally all the time.
Guys who sleep with girls and say that they’ll call or hang out again then ignore the girl are pussies. Just tell the truth it would be shocking how often you would still get laid. Fo real
Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
I’m ugly no one will ever love me (:. I can’t fucking sleep.
Life is so pointless if you aren’t having fun.
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Nowadays we talk too much, like you’re forgetting all the good shit.
I'M SO TIRED.
I’m so fucked in the head.
SEXUAL HEALING IS SOMETHING THAT'S GOOD FOR ME.
I can’t wait for you to operate.
You fondle my trigger then you blame my gun.
I miss staying up all night on Adderall.
me: haha
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