December 2010
I'm ready for this lame ass day to be over.
I’m only looking forward to the bagel I’m getting before work.
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“The way you’re on my dick must really hurt your knees.”
– Del Tha Funkee Homosapien
Amusement park vs gas station for a summer job
They’re both so glamourous, how will I choose?
That’s right I got asked back to Funtown, so that’s probably where I’ll be working. I wish I could find a sugar daddy in Burlington…
My dog’s in surgery. She’s gonna look like Frankenstein again.
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Fucking balls shit
I thought I had gotten out of going to Rhode Island. WRONG.
Fucking hate going there.
I come off as bitchy when I don't have anything to...
It’s like unintentional seriousness just starts to ooze out of me. I become unable to recognize jokes and take everything far too literally. It makes me feel socially awkward that I have a hard time acting like my normal self around people I’ve just met. And I only become quickly comfortable around people if they have something really special about them, I haven’t figured out...
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I like when people drunkenly attack my facebook.
It makes me weirdly happy.
pardonmeesir asked: think everclear is illegal in most countries anyway.. i'll stay clear !
pardonmeesir asked: think everclear is illegal in most countries anyway.. i'll stay clear !
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My dad yells at me for something stupid. Then says that he doesn’t mean to make me upset. Then asks me why I’m crying. What does he expect me to do when he’s yelling at me but just yells at me more when I try to reason with him before I start crying?
Yeah dad, I don’t want Amato’s because I have it all the time. I could really give a rat’s ass where else you...
My work really needs to hire some more people, I’m sick of working by myself.
I hate this fucking storm. We have no good food. I want a bagel!
thedreamersdaughter:
If I never see you again I will always carry you inside outside
on my fingertips and at brain edges
and in centers centers of what I am of what remains.
-Charles Bukowski
myspace boredom
Without saying names, what could you say about the last person you kissed? He has a nice beard Were you single on your last birthday? Yes What song are you currently listening to? Correatown Is there someone that knows everything or almost everything about you? Basically Something you really want right now? Nothing really, maybe for a nice schedule this weekend so I can possibly have a fun time...
I would like to be completely free.
20 inches of snow? BRING IT
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This day would be better if my dog was healthy...
:(
I keep having the strangest dreams.
And they’re all very realistic.
I just watched the Bed Intruder video on the new...
They were all laughing really hard.
I’m proud.
I pulled a beer out of my parents' fridge and it's...
What even.
I don’t want to drink it anymore.