December 2011
My mom sees my shirt:
Mom: Ooooh, someone's gonna have fun tonight!
Dad: We want pictures!
Me: *silence*
Dad: Or maybe we don't...
Two days ago my friend said “My grandpa has been dying for like 3 weeks, he kind of needs to go already.”
Then she just posted a status about him dying. WEIRD.
Sometimes I overheat myself in the shower and almost pass out.
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Putting make up on, only so I can get drunk and rub my face until I look like a clown.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her my friend was picking me up so I could go get drunk.
:|
“I’m so proud of you for not driving.”
underaged:
May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
I can’t wait for tonight. Going to my friend’s house for New Years, should be very fun. Although it might be weird because my friend and her older brother are throwing it so there’s gonna be a bunch of 23 year old guys and a bunch of 20 year old girls and no real mixture of ages between the two. Oh well, it will still be fun. I’m just excited because I haven’t been...
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“When she retires she’s going to learn the computer.”
– My technologically inept mother
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If Mariska Hargitay came up to me and was like “Hey, I’m looking for a girlfriend and you’re perfect.” I’d take her up on the offer.
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
I have a very controlling personality and it’s one of the things I hate the most about myself. :)
The fact that there are 272 episodes of Law and...
Most of them multiple times.
I painted my nails very dark red, symbolizing my mood.
My phone has been dead all day and I haven’t bothered to charge it.
Anti-social behavior.
iwishiwasakellogscornflake:
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I really hate showing affection in public at all unless I’m really hammered.
I barely even like to hold hands.
Me too. Seriously. I do NOT think the bedroom should be made public.
UNLESS I’m with Kylie.
Rachel and I have a bond that can never be broken.
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I really hate showing affection in public at all unless I’m really hammered.
I barely even like to hold hands.
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My granny has a real mink coat. I want to inherit it.
me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
