March 2012
February 2012
My Peruvian co-worker writes statuses in Spanish and I like them.
I don’t speak Spanish.
forgot about my class.
I’m a terrible student this semester.
That awkward moment when someone you defriended on facebook yesterday starts following you on twitter today…
I got a text last night that said “Hey, I wanna fuck you right now.”
romance is ded
iwishiwasakellogscornflake:
I feel like I talk about Dublin a lot.
Reblog if you've never seen a White person in real...
To My Future Husband:
nignoramus:
hervacationh0me:
tomyfuturespouse:
I don’t like the term “falling in love”. When you fall, its a mistake and you always get back up. I want to grow in love with you instead. Learning to love you through the good and bad times. I don’t want our love to be a mistake
And y’all ask why we don’t listen when y’all talk.
I need lessons on how to sext.
“You need to talk to me like a white person, Kylie. You know that.”
– Andy
WANNA KNOW SOMETHING GROSS?
I have a strong period and made both my roommates get on my schedule and made Becca get her first period in years. I HAVE SO MANY HORMONES.
I think people who have only been around me while I’m drunk really don’t like me.
Whatever.
I wish I was drunk.
I should start being more positive and not take things so personally all the time.
Guys who sleep with girls and say that they’ll call or hang out again then ignore the girl are pussies. Just tell the truth it would be shocking how often you would still get laid. Fo real
Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
I’m ugly no one will ever love me (:. I can’t fucking sleep.
Life is so pointless if you aren’t having fun.
